I'm looking for a boyfriend.

Category: Singles Spit Swap

Post 1 by daileyt (Zone BBS Addict) on Saturday, 31-Oct-2009 13:06:28

I'm tired of these fake ass guys! I'm looking for a guy who's down-to-earth like myself. I need a guy who's playfull but at the same time, knows when to be serious. A guy who's smart, funny, sensitive, sweet, sexy, confident, and who's a bad boy on the outside but a good boy on the inside. The ticket to my heart is to make me laugh! I don't want anything serious right now, but we'll talk about that when we get more comfortable with each. I also need a guy who's a freak between the sheets! A guy who weill keep me asking for more! If u think this is u and u want to talk, let me know! We can work something out!

Post 2 by daileyt (Zone BBS Addict) on Saturday, 31-Oct-2009 13:13:55

Let me describe myself. I'm 5-4 and i hav curly black hair and dark brown eyes. I hav a smile that can light up a room. I'm slinder and i've been told i'm cute. I'm down-to-earth, energetic, and ready for anything.

Post 3 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 31-Oct-2009 17:08:06

Wow TIlly. The only place you'll find someone with all those qualities is in a movie...nonetheless I wish you the very best.

Post 4 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Saturday, 31-Oct-2009 20:33:09

Good description, always helps to be so detailed about what you want, but I agree with the previous poster. You'll be lucky to find a guy like that... but still, good luck in finding someone who'll do the right thing by you.

Post 5 by daileyt (Zone BBS Addict) on Saturday, 31-Oct-2009 21:50:22

Yah whatever thanks for your opinions!

Post 6 by Trent Kalamack (Generic Zoner) on Wednesday, 18-Nov-2009 13:35:21

Dont listen to posters 3 and 4 there are guys out there that fit what you are looking for. there just happens to be very few cause the really bad guys break the good girls heart and make them not waant to go looking for that relationship.

Post 7 by tear drop (No longer looking for a prince, merely a pauper with potential!!!!!) on Wednesday, 18-Nov-2009 17:26:27

Yes, they are out there.

Post 8 by daileyt (Zone BBS Addict) on Wednesday, 13-Jan-2010 20:59:49

Yah i know i got one! So what do u say to that posters three and four?

Post 9 by CrystalSapphire (Uzuri uongo ndani) on Saturday, 16-Jan-2010 11:19:04

:P

Post 10 by hi5 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 23-Jan-2010 8:51:30

you go girl! I've actually come across a few topics on here of people looking for someone who found that special someone, even with all the negative responses. Sometimes all you have to do is ask. I admire you and and other's who have that courage and took action. I hope i can be that brave and proactive when I get serious about finding that special one. smile!

Post 11 by Little Smoky (Veteran Zoner) on Saturday, 23-Jan-2010 9:17:33

To the original poster, I am your man. First of all, let me assure you that I am not a fate ass guy; just an ass guy. Secondly, I fit all of the aforementioned descriptions. Now, what do you have to offer that other girls don't? I mean, besides the fact that you are 5'4 and slender, are you a lady in public and a slut in bedroom? Do you have a wealthy trust fund? Do you know how to please a man and know when to leave him alone? Are you naturally hairless? Do you not fart? Can you cook, clean, and exercise and still maintain the look of just getting out of the shower? If so, we should hookup!

Post 12 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Saturday, 23-Jan-2010 17:48:45

why should we cease farting when you guys don't? Lol!

Post 13 by daileyt (Zone BBS Addict) on Saturday, 06-Feb-2010 17:56:34

Excuse me Little Smoky did u not read my last post? I have a man and it's not you!

Post 14 by Little Smoky (Veteran Zoner) on Sunday, 07-Feb-2010 0:19:44

Hey! How did you know? I actually read everyone's post except yours! You actually might be smarter than your boobs, pissed off titties. I'm impressed!

Post 15 by daileyt (Zone BBS Addict) on Sunday, 07-Feb-2010 18:53:45

Excuse me r u trying to imply that i'm dumb? U don't even know so u shouldn't assume things about me that you don't know. Assuming makes an ass out of you and me!

Post 16 by Little Smoky (Veteran Zoner) on Sunday, 07-Feb-2010 20:14:08

Actually, your boobs wouldn't have even bothered to respond to my last post! I guess I was wrong. You're not as smart as your boobs after all, pissed off titties!

Post 17 by Pterodactyl (Newborn Zoner) on Monday, 08-Feb-2010 14:39:15

Little Smoky,
Where do you get away with talking to Pist off Tilly like that?
Do you not understand the meaning of, if you have nothing good to say, that you not say anything at all? You mus tnot, since apparently you've said nothing but negative things about Pist off tilly in this post.
I may not know you Little Smoky, but judgeing from your writing and your negativity in this post, I don't think that if I were a woman, I would want you especially because of your additude.
If I had any advice to give to you at all, I believe it'd be, perhaps take Additude adjustment 101 classes first, before replying to this post again in my opinion.
Women, especially Pist off Tilly, don't deserve to be talked to how she was talked to by you in this post.

Post 18 by kev (Zone BBS Addict) on Monday, 08-Feb-2010 15:07:14

*Laughs* Firehawk. That was good, maybe smokey should go smoke some joints and then maybe he won't have to worry about not find what he wants.

Post 19 by kev (Zone BBS Addict) on Monday, 08-Feb-2010 15:09:37

It's ok, half the people on the zone don't want anything but SEX anyway. Just ignore that idiots!

Post 20 by daileyt (Zone BBS Addict) on Tuesday, 09-Feb-2010 12:11:27

I'm not thinking about him.

Post 21 by kinky blinky :) (telling it like it is) on Monday, 15-Feb-2010 18:37:06

wow. harsh. its dickheads like him that put you off even asking to try find someone.

Post 22 by Xeon (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 23-Feb-2010 1:52:41

*breaks out the popcorn*

Post 23 by Starcannon20 (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Sunday, 28-Feb-2010 1:03:05

yall are crazy...funny...tilly congrats boo!

Post 24 by CrazyMusician (If I don't post to your topic, it's cuz I don't give a rip about it!) on Thursday, 09-Sep-2010 21:21:18

Notice that she's all like, "I have a man," and then goes on this men-are-jerks rant in the parent talk board?

Kate

Post 25 by midnight sun (you can't catch me, i'm the palobread man) on Friday, 10-Sep-2010 2:12:43

it was back in february when she posted about having a man. maybe it didn't go so well? it's just my opinion, but relationships that start with one person posting about looking for someone often don't go too far. if i was in one i'd be wondering if the person was staying with me because they just wanted someone and i was what came to them. often one can go from i have someone and i'm very happy with them to men/women are jerks and i want nothing to do with them very quickly.
also she seems pretty clueless in that parents board so who knows, she could have changed her mind about men by tomorrow.
next thing we know little smoky and her will be a couple.

Post 26 by CrazyMusician (If I don't post to your topic, it's cuz I don't give a rip about it!) on Friday, 10-Sep-2010 8:03:40

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! OMG I almost spilled my coffee for laughing so hard... thanks!!! LOL

Post 27 by musicgirl (Veteran Zoner) on Sunday, 19-Dec-2010 2:34:51

Wow, what an encouragement to say that there's nobody out there like the person you want, especially saying it to people who have had their hearts broken and are not left with a best impression in general. I believe there's someone out there for everyone. Our problem these days is that we jump into relationships too quickly and don't take our time to look deeply into the person's thoughts, feelings, morals, values and beliefs. Perhaps we're afraid that life is just gonna pass us by or something, but really, choosing your partner takes more time and insight than just a couple of dates and basic conversations.

Post 28 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Sunday, 19-Dec-2010 17:14:37

Hahaha. I didn't see this exchange before. Little Smoky, you rule. Maybe she was just too pissed off to keep a man around? I mean, look how quickly she bit off the heads of posters 3 and 4? And, She wants all of these things in a man, but doesn't tell us what she has to offer besides demonstrating the ability to tell people off. I can do that just fine on my own, I don't need a woman to do it for me. In fact, I'd wager to say I could do a much better job than she did. I guess her boobs are telling another storry now. I wonder how they do that though? Do the nipples retract when she's not happy and do the breasts themselves get verry sad and sag? And then when she's not pissed off, do they become pirky and then the nipples stand out like a large atenna atop a tall building? These are the things that keep me awake at night... LOL